Bulldog

The Bulldog is the ultimate couch companion—a muscular, medium-sized breed (40-50 pounds) with a distinctive pushed-in face, stocky build, and loose, wrinkled skin that makes them instantly recognizable. Originally bred in England for the brutal sport of bull-baiting, modern Bulldogs have been bred for companionship and are known for their gentle, dignified demeanor. These dogs are incredibly affectionate with families, patient with children, and surprisingly stubborn despite their laid-back appearance.

Bulldogs have minimal exercise needs—short, leisurely walks are perfect, and they're equally happy napping on the couch. Their flat faces cause serious health considerations: they overheat easily (air conditioning is essential), struggle with breathing, often snore loudly, and can't swim. Many Bulldogs require cesarean sections for birth due to their large heads, and they're prone to skin infections in their wrinkles, which need regular cleaning.

If you want a low-energy, affectionate companion who's content with minimal exercise, great with kids, and brings comedic charm to daily life, a Bulldog is perfect. They need climate-controlled environments, regular wrinkle maintenance, veterinary care for breathing issues, and understanding owners who accept their health challenges—but they offer unwavering loyalty and gentle companionship.